Thursday, January 04, 2007

Sweden/Denmark - Match report (very very condensed version)

Friday: Early start. Humberside. Amsterdam. Copenhagen. Blobbys bag doesn't arrive. Nobody knows where it is. Blobby, KLM and most of all Mint. We go to Sweden with Malmo Syd. Mint spends most of the day tracking Blobbys bag on the Internet. To no avail. We go out. Fishcake goes to bed. Big noses and grey hair banned in Malmo. Or maybe he has flu. Drink fruity Kronenburg. Most expensive beer in Sweden. Mint meets Barry Hilton in Club Paris. Mint goes to bed. Me and Blobby get buzzarded. I ride a bike. I eat all the McChicken nuggets in Sweden.
Saturday: Went to Denmark. Blobby wearing dirty pants. Blobby bag recovered (no thanks to KLM). Went out. Everyone suddenly likes Irish bars. Fishcake is a property developer. Mint a porn star. Blobby a lorry driver. Me an IT geek. Well guessed girls. Thanks. Come to think of it are Nick and Eric girls names even? Bought a green alien.
NYE: Little Mermaid. Fishcake loves the Dandy Warhols. Went to the the Theatre bar. The Danish Theatre Bar. A turkey shoot. Mint likes coco pops. And old ladies. Blobby leaves 1AM. Mint 5AM. Jarv 6AM. Pete not seen again. New name is Andy McNab. Apparently found in the SAS. The Radisson SAS.
Monday: Fish found. Not well. In bed again. Other characters afternoon session. Hoegaarden times 10. Jagermeister. Why?
Tuesday. Lets go home. Maybe not. Flight delayed. Connection missed. Night in Amsterdam.

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